Hi, Nice to meet you! I'm Sean Flakes!
Hi, Nice to meet you! I'm Sean Flakes!
About Sean Flakes
Background
Hey, it's me, Sean Flakes. I've been around for over a decade now, beginning with several last minute flakes the day before and day of heading to Snowshoe.
After several flakes in the early 2010's, I disappeared for a few years, but recently I've been outdoing myself with some unprecedented flaking.
Sean Flakes is nearly impossible to get out to grab a beer these days. He flaked out of the Upper Gauley (Never met a UNC fan who went down the Upper Gauley, just sayin). Then of course, he flaked on UNC & NC State Game.
To top it all off, this dude then flaked on snowshoe when he was supposed to wear this shirt, and flaked on the river trip again in '24. It's a goddamn blizzard out here.
Sean Flakes is back and better than ever. Forever Flakey!
I'm also a Snowboarding Professional
Enough about me flaking - Watch me shred!!!! Steezy on these slopes!
Why Am I Wearing This Shirt?
Well, that's simple. I keep making dumb bets on UNC. I believe their overrated hype every single year. I thought Sam Howell was the Goatman. I thought Drake Maye was HIM. You know I started to really think the CFP was possible, you know I did. Only to get smacked damn near every year, back to reality.
It's now up to 4 years in a row that UNC can't hang with NC State. 7 of the past 9 years, UNC sucks, and you know they were favored in over half of them. 13 of the last 18. NC State, officially a basketball school, owns UNC in football. How many days has it been?
Remember, Belichick can get it too!